I Refuse to Date People Who Look Like Bernie Mac (THAT IS MY SISTER.)

 Seriously. She's just darker and not BLACK. Photo shop my flipping face to prove it.
Black means burned in death, she's BROWN. 

Shit when she looked like that chick on Buff, you guys could even handle the octopus looking form, but when it comes to being male, or me looking like I do... you guys are like, ,"NOOOOOOO.> WHHHYYYY...>"

I want my sister back and do not care if the rest of you die. I will not weep. 
And THAT is saying more than you realize.